White coffee mug with printed portrait and quote text, right-side handle visible

This Coffee Could Use More Cowbell Mug

✅ Secure Checkout
🔄 Easy Returns
🚚 Ships from US

$19.99

At Cafe de Lune, we're committed to getting your coffee and coffee accessories to you as quickly and carefully as possible. Please review our shipping policy below.

Order Processing

Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days after payment is received.
Orders placed on weekends or holidays will be processed on the next business day.
During product launches, holidays, or promotional events, processing times may be slightly longer.

Shipping Rates

Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on:

Order weight
Shipping destination
Selected shipping method

We may occasionally offer free shipping promotions, which will be clearly stated on our website.

Estimated Delivery Times

Estimated delivery times begin after your order has been processed.

Domestic Shipping

Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days
Expedited Shipping: 1–3 business days (where available)

International Shipping

Estimated delivery: 7–21 business days, depending on the destination and customs processing.

Please note that delivery estimates are not guaranteed and may be affected by weather, carrier delays, customs inspections, or other circumstances beyond our control.

Order Tracking

Once your order ships, you'll receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number (when available). Tracking information may take up to 24 hours to become active.

Shipping Address

Customers are responsible for providing a complete and accurate shipping address.

If you notice an error in your shipping information, please contact us as soon as possible. Once an order has shipped, we may not be able to change the delivery address.

Lost, Stolen, or Delayed Packages

Cafe de Lune is not responsible for packages that are lost, stolen, or delayed after they have been handed over to the shipping carrier.

If your package is significantly delayed or appears to be lost, please contact us, and we'll do our best to help you work with the carrier to resolve the issue.

Damaged Orders

If your order arrives damaged:

Take clear photos of the damaged packaging and products.
Contact us within 7 days of delivery.
Include your order number and photos so we can review your claim promptly.

International Duties & Taxes

International customers are responsible for any customs duties, import taxes, VAT, or other fees imposed by their country. These charges are not included in the purchase price or shipping cost unless otherwise stated.

Incorrect or Missing Items

If you receive the wrong item or if an item is missing from your order, please contact us within 7 days of delivery. We'll work quickly to correct the issue.

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at Support@CafedeLune.us

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at Support@CafedeLune.us.

Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.

European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at johnnybravo50@outlook.com.

The Only Prescription for a High-Velocity Life

If you’ve got a fever that only a certain percussive instrument can cure, your current kitchenware is probably failing you. The Christopher Walken "More Cowbell" Mug is a high-fidelity tribute to one of the greatest moments in sketch comedy history, reimagined for those who navigate their daily grind with a sense of savage intensity. Featuring a sharp, high-contrast illustration and the legendary decree that changed music history, this 11 oz vessel is a visual exclamation point for your workstation. It is built for the individuals who understand that sometimes, the only way to get through a series of redundant conference calls is to turn up the volume and lean into the madness. At The Original Underground, we specialize in subversive pop culture gear for the professional outliers who refuse to settle for the boring, sanitized debris found in mainstream big-box stores.

Sublimated Grit for the Daily Grind

True quality shouldn't be a miracle; it should be the standard for every piece of gear you own. We understand that a funny movie parody mug needs to handle the pressures of a demanding lifestyle without losing its edge. Every one of our 11 oz ceramic mugs is dye-sublimated by hand right here in our Brick, NJ facility. Unlike cheap, mass-market decals that peel away or crack at the first sign of heat, our process integrates the ink directly into the ceramic surface. This means your mug is 100% dishwasher and microwave safe, maintaining its vibrant, high-fidelity finish cycle after cycle. Whether you are fueling up with a double espresso to ward off unwanted small talk or winding down with an "alcoholic concoction" after a particularly grueling shift, this mug is built to perform. It is a rugged, reliable addition to your personal catalog that holds up to the heat of your strongest brew.

A Defiant Gift for the Resident Maverick

Finding a unique gift idea for a friend, partner, or coworker who values their personal history over mainstream trends is an art form. This mug hits the target with absolute precision, speaking the language of the scavenger—the person who hunts for the unique and the meaningful rather than the predictable debris found in mainstream aisles. It serves as an immediate conversation starter in an office breakroom or a home sanctuary, pulling in fellow fans who respect the bold imagery and the direct, sarcastic sentiment. Every unit is carefully quality-checked before it leaves our warehouse to ensure the print is sharp enough to be read from across the room. Stop settling for uninspired housewares and choose a piece that actually has some backbone and a recognizable voice. This is the definitive gesture for anyone who knows that some things—like your rhythm and your favorite roast—are worth defending at any cost.